A private session where we slice through the fog, decode your energetics in real time.

Craft a 90‑day ritual roadmap that makes your nervous system purr.

Investment: $111 USD

(Approx. $149 CAD. Currency adjusts automatically at checkout.)


Decode your symptoms & rediscover your vitality with a personalized Ayurvedic, numerology & feminine blueprint session for soul-aligned healing.

Hot‑flash alarms. Brain‑fog detours. Mood swings that could headline Coachella. You tried lavender, journaling, maybe screaming into a pillow—and yet, here we are.

Spoiler: Your body isn’t betraying you. She’s begging for a translator.

When my own body riot hit, I built the PDF map you might already have. The relief was real—but the live decoding with clients? That’s where the quantum leap happens. Nuance, energy, co‑creation in the moment—nothing canned.






WHAT WE DO IN 60 MINUTES

  1. Body Decode – Live symptom‑to‑dosha analysis; you’ll watch me map it on screen.

  2. Soul Timing – Ruling Number + Personal Year dive; why NOW is the perfect storm (and how to surf it).

  3. Archetype Activation – Guided visualization to meet the goddess energy driving your transition.

  4. Ritual Roadmap – We co‑design a 90‑day plan: food rhythm, 3‑min daily ritual, weekly embodiment flow.

  5. Integration Ritual – Close with a mini ceremony that locks the shift into your cells.


Deliverables

  • 60‑minute Zoom (recorded)

  • 6‑page post‑call action PDF

  • MP3 excerpt of your custom ritual

  • 15‑min follow‑up call (prebooked on the spot)



WHY $111 USD IS A STEAL

  • Cheaper than a facial + two mediocre therapy sessions.

  • Actual strategy instead of generic “self‑care” platitudes.

  • Costs less than one frantic Target run of “self-care” candles that never get lit.

  • You get ME - witchy decoder, Ayurveda nerd, numerology translator—in your pocket for 60 full minutes.


MEET YOUR GUIDE

Natasha | Ayurvedic Wellness Mentor & Feminine Alchemy Coach

I’m a former corporate sprint queen turned sacred‑rhythm rebel. A Manifesting Generator with a calendar once so packed it needed a seatbelt. ⁣

Then my hormones staged a coup—hot‑flash hootenannies at 3 a.m., brain fog thicker than pea soup, and an inner voice screaming, *“Slow the heck down.”*⁣

So I did. I dove into feminine‑form Ayurveda, somatic yoga, nature‑based ritual, and numerology. The result? A body that hums instead of huffs, a nervous system that purrs, and a life that feels like it finally fits.⁣

Over the past five years I’ve guided hundreds of busy moms, leaders, and mid‑life magic‑seekers from bone‑deep depletion to embodied radiance—using the exact blend of tools I’ll share with you live.⁣

My mission is simple: help you reclaim the sacred wisdom of your body so you can lead, love, and live from a place of calm, confident power—no matter how loud life roars.⁣

Ready? Grab a mug of something warm, loosen your jaw, and let’s turn the chaos into choreography. 💃🏻

CLIENT WINS

“From six night sweats to ONE in a week—Natasha spotted a hidden Pitta trigger my doctor ignored.” — Jen L.

“Left the call with clarity, a meal plan, and a goddess playlist. Felt like Beyoncé meets Buddha.” — Alicia

WHO THIS IS NOT FOR

  • If you want a magic pill—nope.

  • If you refuse homework—pass.

  • If sarcasm offends you—this might sting.

WHO THIS IS FOR

Women in transition ready to move from meltdown to mystical masterclass—with practical steps.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • I bought the $44 PDF—do I need this?

    Need? No. Want real‑time nuance? Absolutely.

  • Refunds?

    If you attend, do the work, and feel zero shift—email within 48 hours for a full refund.

  • Do I need Zoom?

    Yes. It’s 2025; let’s video.

I open only 5 live session slots each month—energy hygiene is a thing. If the calendar shows openings, grab one. Otherwise join the wait‑list.

Ready to co‑author your next chapter with your body—not against her?