Feminine Energetic Blueprint – 1:1 Deep‑Dive
60 Minutes to Rewrite Your Midlife Myth—Live, Raw, & Real.
💫 Midlife Mayhem? Let’s Decode It.
A 60-minute private session to turn your symptoms into strategy—and your chaos into choreography.
🔥 This is your soul strategy session - where we slice through the fog, decode your body’s real message, and co-create a 90-day ritual roadmap your nervous system will love.
💻 60-minute Zoom call + personalized PDF + follow-up call
💰 $111 USD (≈ $149 CAD) — yes, your card will auto-convert at checkout.
🧠 DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?
Hot-flash alarms. Brain fog detours. Mood swings that could headline Coachella.
You’ve tried journaling, lavender, maybe even screaming into a pillow.
And yet... your body still feels like she’s glitching.
Here’s the truth: Your body isn’t betraying you.
She’s begging for a translator.
🌿 ENTER: THIS SESSION
This is where the quantum leap happens. No cookie-cutter wellness tips. No more DIY overwhelm. Just real-time decoding with someone who knows how to listen deeper.
🌀 WHAT WE DO TOGETHER (IN 60 MINUTES):
🔍 Body Decode – Live symptom-to-dosha mapping right on screen
🔢 Soul Timing – Ruling Number + Personal Year breakdown to show why now feels so loud
👑 Archetype Activation – Guided mini-journey to meet your goddess energy (Kali? Lakshmi? Durga?)
🌕 Ritual Roadmap – Your custom 90-day energy plan: food, rhythm, ritual, embodiment
🔐 Integration Ritual – A closing moment to anchor your transformation into your cells
💌 YOU’LL WALK AWAY WITH:
✔ A recording of our session
✔ A post-call 6-page action plan (PDF)
✔ A personalized audio ritual (mp3)
✔ A 15-minute follow-up call (prebooked on the spot)
This isn’t about more to-dos.
It’s about feeling seen, supported, and finally in sync with your body.
💸 INVESTMENT:
$111 USD (≈ $149 CAD)
5 spots available each month. When the calendar’s full, you’ll be added to the waitlist.
WHY $111 USD IS A STEAL
Cheaper than a facial + two mediocre therapy sessions.
Actual strategy instead of generic “self‑care” platitudes.
Costs less than one frantic Target run of “self-care” candles that never get lit.
You get ME - witchy decoder, Ayurveda nerd, numerology translator—in your pocket for 60 full minutes.
🌹 MEET YOUR GUIDE
Natasha | Ayurvedic Wellness Mentor & Feminine Alchemy Coach
I’m Natasha — Ayurvedic Wellness Mentor, Nervous System Decoder, and Feminine Alchemy Coach.
I help women alchemize burnout, hormonal mayhem, and midlife meltdowns into rhythm, radiance, and relief.
This isn’t hustle culture healing.
This is remembrance. A sacred homecoming.
Let’s build your custom map—together.
Turn the chaos into clarity. Turn the symptoms into strategy. Let’s go.
✨ CLIENT LOVE:
“From six night sweats to ONE in a week—Natasha spotted a hidden Pitta trigger my doctor ignored.” - Jen L.
“Left the call with clarity, a meal plan, and a goddess playlist. Felt like Beyoncé meets Buddha.” — Alicia B.
👀 WHO THIS IS FOR:
Women in midlife or transition craving a sacred, practical reset
Burned out leaders, moms, and creatives ready to stop fixing—and start realigning
Sacred rebels who want a strategy that feels like them
🚫 WHO THIS IS NOT FOR:
If you want a quick fix, not a body-soul reset
If you're allergic to self-inquiry
If sarcasm offends you (spoiler: I’ll lovingly roast your excuses)
🙋♀️ FREQUENTLY ASKED:
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Do I need this if I already got the PDF blueprint?
The guide is powerful—but live decoding adds nuance and real-time clarity. This is your next layer.
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Is it on Zoom?
Yes! Camera on or off—your choice. Either way, I’m fully present.
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Refunds?
If you show up, do the work, and feel zero shift—email me within 48 hours for a full refund. (That’s how confident I am.)
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How many sessions can I book?
Only 5 available per month. This keeps my energy clear and you fully supported. If the calendar’s full, you’ll join the waitlist.