🌿 If your hormones feel like toddlers with glitter glue—mess everywhere, zero chill—you’re not alone.

🔥 This isn’t just burnout. It’s a sacred signal your body is out of sync.

Let’s decode the chaos and guide you back to calm, clarity, and embodiment.

In one sacred coffee break, you’ll receive:
✔ A customized 6-page PDF decoding your energy, stress patterns, and soul cycle
✔ A calming Spotify playlist curated for your nervous system
✔ A 5-minute voice note—channeled guidance just for you

☕ Delivered in 5 days. Reviewed in one sacred pause.

🌙 WHAT’S INSIDE

You’ll receive a beautiful, soul-aligned energetic guide designed just for you—delivered to your inbox as a PDF + audio combo.

🔢 Soul-Coded Numerology Snapshot

Understand your personal year, ruling number, and how your current season is impacting your energy and emotions.

🌿 Dosha Pulse Decoder

Uncover your Ayurvedic imbalance (Vata, Pitta, Kapha) and receive seasonal tips to soothe your system.

👑 Rising Feminine Archetype

Discover which goddess energy (Kali, Lakshmi, Durga, Saraswati, Parvati) you’re currently embodying—and how to lead from her power.

🧘 3-Minute Ritual Menu

Tiny-but-mighty rituals for breath, movement, food, and mindset—designed to fit into your day without adding pressure.

🧘‍♀️ Bonus: 20-Minute Embodiment Activation Call
A sacred space to integrate your energetic insights and map your next aligned step.
Live with Natasha. Body-based. Grounded. Deeply clarifying.

🎵 Spotify Nervous System Playlist

A personalized playlist to calm your system, shift your frequency, and invite beauty back into your day.

🔊 5-Minute Voice Note

A loving, clear, channeled message from Natasha—a sacred anchor to guide you when doubt creeps in.

🌕 Bonus Mantra + Reflection Prompt

Activate your inner healer with a custom affirmation and journal cue.


💸 INVESTMENT

Full Value: $197
Today: $33 USD (~$44 CAD – thank you exchange rate magic 🇨🇦)
Only 25 Pathways are available per month.


🚨 IS THIS FOR YOU?

This sacred Pathway is for you if…

This energetic Pathway is for you if…

  • You’re waking up at 2:17 a.m. wondering “What’s happening to me?”

  • Your nervous system feels frazzled, and nothing seems to really help

  • You’ve outgrown the hustle and crave rhythm, ritual, and rest

  • You want clarity and guidance without the spiritual fluff

  • You’re ready for sacred support—and practical tools that actually feel good to use

💫 CLIENT WINS

“It felt like Natasha read my diary—but nicer.” — Erin
“Two rituals. One week. Hot flashes halved.” — Jen
“Finally something that doesn’t require me to overhaul my life.” — Marissa
“The voice note alone cracked me open. It felt like my soul came home.” — Talia


🕯 HOW IT WORKS

  • 📥 Delivered to your inbox in under 5 days

  • 💻 No tech needed—just open your PDF and hit play

  • 🕯 Best reviewed in a cozy pause with tea or your morning coffee

🎁 OPTIONAL NEXT STEP

After receiving your blueprint, you’ll be invited to upgrade to a private 60-minute Energetic Alignment Session—where we co-create your next 90-day soul-led rhythm.


Totally optional. Epically transformational.

🌹 YOUR GUIDE

Hi, I’m Natasha—Ayurvedic Wellness Mentor, Feminine Alchemy Coach, and Nervous System Decoder. I help women transmute burnout, hormonal chaos, and life transitions into clarity, calm, and embodied power. This blueprint is your recalibration ritual—a sacred pause that turns confusion into clarity and exhaustion into empowerment. Nourish. Empower. Embody. A sacred journey back to your wholeness.

Your symptoms are sacred signals. You don’t need more strategies—you need resonance

This isn’t a reading. It’s a reclamation. It’s your energetic reset—wrapped in ritual, rooted in rhythm.✨ Claim your Embodied Rhythm Blueprint™ today.

If your hormones feel like toddlers with glitter glue—mess everywhere, zero chill—this is for you.

Last year I was Googling “am I molten?” at 2:17 a.m.

Between the brain fog, the hot flashes, and the nervous system static, I felt like a walking glitch.

Then Kali knocked.

“Girl, you teach embodiment—so embody.”

So I did. I grabbed my numerology charts, Ayurveda notes, and goddess archetypes—and mapped my way back to my power.

Within a week:
✔ Night sweats cut in half
✔ Brain fog lifted
✔ Confidence clicked back in

That messy printer-paper guide? I turned it into this Blueprint.

And now it’s yours.


🧘 FREQUENTLY ASKED

Is anything live? 
Yes, your 20-minute embodiment call is live.

Will this diagnose me?
Absolutely not. This is energetic insight, not a medical service. Always honor your body and professional care.

Refund policy?
7-day “coffee break clarity” guarantee. If it doesn’t give you an insight or shift, email me. Full refund, no weird vibes.


🎁 Investment: $33 USD
(≈ $44 CAD. Your card converts automatically at checkout.)

👉🏽 YES, I’M READY TO CLAIM MY PATHWAY

💛 Ready to finally understand what your body’s been trying to tell you?

This is your moment. Let’s decode it.

Created by Natasha of Ayurvedic Wellness


Sacred guide in the ways of Ayurveda, feminine embodiment, and alchemical transformation.

Nourish. Empower. Embody.

— A sacred journey back to your wholeness.